Sometimes it looks as if i only have two children.
The third….errr….i mean the first child….just does not like to be photographed.
Not even bribing him helps.
Lola does like to be paid….and once she see’s the cold hard cash dangling in front of her
she will sit and pose for me.
Even if the new pants i got her itch like hell.
Fin on the other hand……poses non stop.
I just have to pay him in hugs and kisses.
He got in trouble the first day at school for taking his thumb….licking it…
and then putting his thumb against his tush while making the “ssssssss” sound.
He even got caught wearing a sleeveless shirt the other day.
I only put a sleeveless shirt on him because i did not have any clean clothes available.
The truth….i swear.
So….the fashion police stopped him in the hallway at school to tell him
that only construction workers can wear sleeveless shirts.
Or if you are working on re-building your back deck.
Or if you wear black socks and white tennis shoes and have a car up on blocks in your front yard.
Needless to say…..Fin won’t be wearing anymore sleeveless shirts.
This little outfit lola is wearing….well…..i want one just like it…..
but they didn’t have my size. I got the cropped pants and sweater at T.J.Maxx….
and the shoes clearenced at Gap for $11.
You all had so many question in my post about my housewives friends…..
like….
*the recipe for the lemon mini bundt cakes.*
{those are from whole foods…because my oven had a mid life crises and no longer works}
*the recipe for the quiche.*
{again….that is from my local FAVORITE cafe….Townhouse}
*where are all my fat friends…*
{really..all of my friends are super healthy and take care of themselves..except for the hippie…i think
she smokes something organic…but don’t tell her i said anything}
*did you drink all the champagne.*
{yes…..i could barely make it down the street to get my kids off the bus}
*everything looked too perfect…are you sure you really have children.*
{you caught me….i don’t have any children…they are rented from the local ymca}
*wow…you rea’lly like to u’se a lot of apostra’phe’s.*
{yes….ye’s i do….than’k you for takin’g the time to poin’t that out}
*your lemon whipped cream could use some lemon zest..have you tried that..oh….
and it just didn’t look fluffy enough.*
{no…i have not tried that…oh…and you try inviting a bunch of girls over to your house
and make kids lunches and get them to the bus on time in order to celebrate…then let me know
how fluffy your whipped cream turns out}
*do you need some money for Anthro boots since you have to use your savings for your new oven.*
{yes….please….i’m a size 8.5}
Okay…that last one my alter ego made me ask. Anyhoo….if you have anymore Q’s to ask me…
go ahead….i will gladly do that for you.
Unless you say you saw my kids tied to a tree out front and you are reporting me
to the local authorities….
I won’t answer your questions then.
But everyone else…..feel free to jump in.
I truly believe….if you blink…you might just miss something.
then i do believe….
obviously it didn’t scar the guy because we ended up with Fin.
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