HELP

i’ve fallen……

and i can’t get up.

Let me round up the last week for you.

*I’m 37 years old today….

* Lola started volleyball camp this week….

*Lola will probably not be a professional volleyball player….

*I paid my kids $10 each for their halloween candy….

*But damn if i didn’t eat it all myself….

* I couldn’t get out of bed this morning…

* And not because it was my birthday…

*And not because i had too much fine boxed wine last night….

*It’s because I’ve started a new boot camp this week….

*The bootcamp trainer is Gabby Reece….

*Don’t tell her…but i had to substitute vodka in place of water in my bottle today…

*It was the only way i could get through another class alive….

*The class is invite only….

*I had to sell Fin in order to secure a spot in the class….

*It’s all good though….because i’m done with having back of knee dimples…

*I’m going with a friend to lunch…and i’m ordering something fried…

*There is no such thing as fried food here…..

*I might have to sell another child to get some fried food around here…

*And i want that fried food dipped in aioli sauce please…

*Somehow i am now on a parent committee of people that want the schools lunch to be healthier…

*I was forced…..and bribed with quinoa and rice milk latte’s….

*Okay…that was my weekly round-up….now i’m going to go and celebrate my 37th birthday with an advil and heating pad.

*And a glass of fine boxed wine.

*Even if it’s before noon…..

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Comments

  1. Cheers! It will all be better tomorrow - and it just gets better and better!

  2. brenna says:

    Love the pic Kasey!! Such a funny post! Have a great b-day:)

  3. paige says:

    oh my lordy kasey you are hysterical!!!
    hope you’ve had an awesome birthday!
    & by the way, i need to be reminded how do you pronounce quinoa?

    happy happy happy birthday friend!!
    love you!

  4. Barbara says:

    Happy Birthday !!!!

  5. Shannon says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KASEY!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. the Blah Blah Blahger says:

    Hey fellow Scorpio, I just turned 35 on Saturday…and my boyfriend made me workout twice on Sunday. WTH?! Hope you enjoy your fried lunch and fine boxed wine. Happy Birthday!

  7. Laurie says:

    You’re so cute! Happy Birthday :)

  8. Happy birthday! I’m beyond jealous. I read about her doing boot camps ages ago and thought that would be amazing. You go girl! What better gift to give yourself than to get whipped into shape by a hot celebrity;)

  9. Kacey says:

    Happy birthday, Kasey! You’re adorable.

  10. Jennifer says:

    Happy Birthday!!
    Thank you so much for injecting a little laughter into our day! You are wonderfully funny. I have people in my life who don’t read blogs, but I frequently tell them all about you. Just yesterday my mom was flying, and there happened to be a well known politician on her flight, so I had to share your “Josh Groban” story! I just LOVE your sense of humour! No matter what anyone else says, (ONLY listen to me) don’t ever stop!!
    I had to chuckle as I read your recent tweets…you were so enthusiastic about boot camp 2 days ago!!
    HA HA HA!!
    Have fun celebrating a wonderful life!

  11. Katie says:

    Happy happy birthday!!!!! I will go eat something fried in honor of you!

  12. N. says:

    Happy Birthday! I love your blog - think you’re a hoot! There are some great boxed wines out there these days!

  13. Angela diehl says:

    Lady…try hitting 40! Lol. Cheers to you…indulge in something deep fried in wine batter! Might be better than beer batter! :)

  14. Jos says:

    Happy birthday! Vodka in a drink bottle is a mandatory to get through life!!!!!? Especially if you are doing boot camps and committee meetings - they are hell, simple and pure. Did you sell them on ebay or Craigslist? Just wondering which gives a better price as there are some down this way that are going to be listed v v soon!!!!!! Hope you aren’t too sore to post as your blog is the BEST!!

  15. Lulu says:

    Happy birthday kasey!!
    xo,
    Lulu

  16. kimberly taylor says:

    I’m sure this is going to be your best year yet! Happy Birthday my friend - wish we could have lunch, or wine, or a ciggie, or something!
    xx

  17. Janell Beals says:

    LOVE. THIS. POST! Happy Birthday. Janell

  18. Snippets of thyme says:

    Happy Birthday to you! I’ve heard of those boot camp classes. Yowzers! Dimples behind knees have moved up on my “cute” factor scaling…

  19. Gail says:

    First of all….Happy Birthday! And secondly, you’re halarious, girl. Your posts always make me laugh. ;) Keep your chin up…fried food is always a skillet full of bubbling vegetable oil away. :) MMMMmmm. Surely they sell vegetable oil, right???

    Hugs,
    Gail

  20. Ok, I am going to the Nike employee store at the end of the month - I must get you some better workout gear!

    Happy birthday to you - you baby! Muwahhhhhh!
    xo~Jill

  21. Candy says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kasey…you’re too funny for words!!

  22. Tara says:

    I crack UP at all your posts with wine!!! I LOVE wine! My husband and I enjoy a glass or two every evening of fine boxed wine!!!! & you look fabulous! Keep it up! Love your blog!

  23. carrie says:

    Happy Birthday!

  24. Leah C says:

    Oh Happy Birthday!!

  25. Paula says:

    Happy Birthday Kasey….and wait until you are my age (60) you really will think you can’t get up :)

  26. NC says:

    Happy Birthday Kasey,.. you are too cute!

  27. kari says:

    Hope you had a magnificent birthday girl!!!! Gabby Reece huh?? That’s gotta be motivation just looking at her, right?!?!? LOL….

  28. Melinda says:

    Happy Birthday Kasey — oh to be that young again !!! My husbands old roomate had a date with Gabby once ! You know she has a blog too !

  29. Stephanie says:

    Hi Kacey! Sorry I’m late…hope your birthday was amazing!

  30. Tiffany says:

    Happy birthday, and u know what they say, when in Hawaii…

  31. Victoria says:

    LOL your blog is so much fun to ready! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  32. Wendy in Kennewick says:

    Gabby Reece! What a birthday treat for you.

  33. Gabrielle says:

    Happy Birthday….you look great!!! The island suits you well….

  34. love!
    happy happy day, beautiful!
    xoxo

  35. Lorra says:

    Sooo jealous that you get to train with Gabby Reece. Happy belated bday!

  36. Alecia says:

    ARE YOU STINKIN’ KIDDING ME?!?! Gabby Reese!!!! Really?!?! That’s AWESOME!!!

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