*I really don’t remember the last time i bathed Fin.
*I don’t remember the last time i combed his hair.
*I do know that i feed him.
* I gave up sorting socks for five members of this family…now everyone
has to find a pair out of a big basket where they all now reside together.
*Bryan has been known to wear ruffled knee highs under his jeans.
*Someone brought my kids a big bag of halloween candy on sunday…..
and i just ate what was left.
*I don’t even like 3 musketeers or milky way.
*I just counted 26 wrappers on the table.
*I have to believe i am NOT the only one who’s child has called 911 while she was in the shower.*You can find these fabulous pillows at Ikea…$5 for the cover…$3 for the pillow insert.
*I caught our first mouse of the season.
* In our pantry.
*I’m not humane when catching them…i use a good old fashioned TRAP.
*I just hate that their little eyes almost pop out of their head.
*Sorry little mouse…i hope you didn’t leave babies behind…
*Because i’ll catch them next.
*Pork tenderloin in the crock pot with a vat of raspberry chipotle sauce is the best meal
a man can come home to.
*Of course…if it’s served by his pierced nose wife with bangs.
*Bryan asked me last night what else am i going to surprise him with.
*I told him….he might get lucky tonight.
*Get your minds out of the gutter….i was only going to say that he might get to watch
sports center uninterrupted.
*A well fed man watching sports alone will get you whatever you want.
*Almost whatever….not a pair of new Anthro boots though…
*For some reason i never thought i would REALLY have to explain how babies are made.
*I’ve decided to possibly re-do my dining room while my boys are in Florida.
*I was up at 4:45am to drive said boys to the airport this morning.
*I might not shave my legs this weekend.
*I love church rummage sales.
*Cute little lanterns from Ikea also….on clearance.
*The kids have a four day weekend.
*I think i am going to apply to Nanny 911.
*Do you think that i can plan a little getaway while that nanny is here?
*My parents are in Russia right now.
*I hope they bring be back some vodka.