Confessions of a simple girl….


Oh…..hello there.
It’s me kasey. You really can’t see my face because i’m a wee bit sleep deprived.
I believe my kid ate too many germs ……he actually over indulged….
because i am home again this week….
with another pox infected child.
Which pretty much means….
no school all week
no play dates all week
no gym all week
errr…
i guess i can still go to the gym if i wanted to cart by big butt out of bed
at 5 in the morning….
which i’ve been known to do….
So…when fin came waddling into my room at two oclock in the morning…
i just knew something wasn’t right….
especially when he said…
‘mommy….i’m really itchy’….
grrrr……is what the sleepy mommy said…
then the light bulb when off in my head….
let’s see….the doctor said …between 2 and 3 weeks incubation…..
ta-da
and here we are.
Anyways…i don’t have much to say other than we had a new kitchen faucet put in
this last weekend….
and i had no idea how expensive those things are…..
and of course i had to have a pretty one
and when i called the plumber to come install it…
he pulled up in a
BMW.
Seriously…..the man that walked out of that car was not a
plumber…..
he couldn’t be…..
and he had on designer jeans…..
tight…designer jeans.
I introduced myself…..
blah…blah…blah..
trying not to stare at his behind……
as he bent over under the sink……
whew…
i had to remember that Bryan was in the room too…
and he looked at me salivating all over the floor….
and rolled his eyes at me.
This my friends…is the story of a woman who doesn’t get out much..
because of pox infected children.
xo
{photo from Makool}

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