an open door policy……

*60 percent of you home school. but while you home school….you are dreaming of sitting on a deserted island …..with red wine……

*40 percent of you don’t home school. but your dreaming of sitting on a deserted island anyways…with white wine….with a cell phone…

*1 percent wants to bring tampons to the deserted island……

*75 percent want to bring the husband…..

*25 percent want just peace and quite while sitting on the beach…

*96 percent of you wear a bra…probably wishing you didn’t have to…

*60 percent of you wear a one piece and want to be in the city

*40 percent of you wear a bikini and want to be at the beach

*4 percent go braless …wishing you had something to put in the bra …

…….and you don’t vaccinate your kids.

*50 percent of you are up at night sitting on your couch…watching your cat….and knowing the chicken came first….

*50 percent of you get up early and sit on your sofa …….petting your dog….knowing an egg came first….

*98 percent of you won’t try escargot or caviar

*2 percent of you did……and love it…

*50 percent think it’s gray

*50 percent think it’s grey

*70 percent said they drink pop and had a wedding

*29 percent of you drink soda…

*1 percent of you drink coke…..

now that was fun.

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